Steven Morrisey was shocked today to learn that his girlfriend, Wanda Jackson was in a coma after falling into the notorious Funnel of Love.
“There were times, that I could have murdered her,” he wept. “But I didn’t ever want anything to hurt her. She always said that the funnel of love was going to get her someday.”
Dr. M Nixon says her prognosis is not good. “It’s just another case of Southern Culture on the Skids,” he said.
Yeah. I think I’m cute.
Terminal Signal Playlist for 6/18/12
Funnel of Love – Southern Culture on the Skids (Wanda Jackson)- Countrypolitan Favorites
Girlfriend in a Coma – Mojo Nixon (The Smiths) – Whereabouts Unknown